Thursday, May 26, 2005

Kind of Like That Movie, Douche Update

The legal system of Indonesia gets top spot on the Heckler-Poser Douche List for sentencing Schapelle Corby, an Australian woman, to 20 years for drug smuggling. The verdict sure beats the capital option, but seems unjustified. The Corby defense rested on the fact that it would be fucking stupid to smuggle expensive Australian pot into a country where pot flows like wine and the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Unfortunately for the defense, in Indonesia (seems a crap country after this news) one has to prove that one absolutely didn't traffic drugs, in order for one not to be found guilty.